Sunday Funnies...

There are three moms. .

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"

They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"

A blonde and a brunett where on ther way to heaven and the brunette asked the blonde "how did you die" ?

The blonde said "I had a heart attack, how about you"

And the brunette says "I froze to death, what caused your heart attack"

The blonde said "It started when I came home from work and I saw a womans car in the drive way"

"I rushed in to the house and asked my husband where are you hiding her"

"He said hiding who, but I started looking around the house, I was so angry I dropped to the floor."

Finally the brunette says "Damn!! If you had just looked in the freezer we'd both have lived.

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor askes her what had happened.

She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone.

"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."

"The bastard called again"