Upon reading about the joyous occasion of Beyonce and Jay Z's new bundle of joy "Blue Ivy", I realized how boring and ordinary most peoples names actually are.
If you are a musician or movie star, you have a moral obligation to the rest of the planet to name your kid the dumbest thing your agent can come up with.
Then I realized, if you are a welfare mom with 14 kids, you are apparently, contractually obligated to name your kids goofy shit too.
On a completely unrelated note, this chart represents the look on everyone's face when you tell us the name of your child. It however, does not show the confused look in our eyes while we desperately try to figure out if you are kidding or not.
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